- House 7x11: Family Practice

- House 7x11: Family Practice

House: Ready, set, feed the monkey!Wilson: Well, this isn’t weird at all.House: She’s got the fine motor skills of Hulk in oven mitts. You want a Doodle? Do you? Feed the monkey! Cuddy puts her to bed at seven-thirty, which cuts way into our training time. Playdate’s on Friday. [He clicks a clicker in Rachel’s direction.]Wilson: What is that?House: Dog-training clicker. Gives immediate positive reinforcement, bridging the precious seconds between desired behaviour and treat delivery.Wilson: House - she’s not a dog. [House clicks again.] That really seems to be working. Does Cuddy know that Rachel’s here and that you’re turning her into a schnauzer?House: I told Marina that Rachel and I are working on a secret art project for Mommy. Which means that some peds patient is about to be short one art project.Wilson: The sacrifices we make for our children’s education.House: [ruffling Rachel’s hair] Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl?
- House 7x10: Carrot Or Stick

House: Ready, set, feed the monkey!
Wilson: Well, this isn’t weird at all.
House: She’s got the fine motor skills of Hulk in oven mitts. You want a Doodle? Do you? Feed the monkey! Cuddy puts her to bed at seven-thirty, which cuts way into our training time. Playdate’s on Friday. [He clicks a clicker in Rachel’s direction.]
Wilson: What is that?
House: Dog-training clicker. Gives immediate positive reinforcement, bridging the precious seconds between desired behaviour and treat delivery.
Wilson: House - she’s not a dog. [House clicks again.] That really seems to be working. Does Cuddy know that Rachel’s here and that you’re turning her into a schnauzer?
House: I told Marina that Rachel and I are working on a secret art project for Mommy. Which means that some peds patient is about to be short one art project.
Wilson: The sacrifices we make for our children’s education.
House: [ruffling Rachel’s hair] Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl?

- House 7x10: Carrot Or Stick

Cuddy: So sweet of you coming to this.House: Just trying to be supportive. I’ve heard that’s what boyfriends do. [Cuddy smiles. Rachel runs out and goes straight to Cuddy.]Cuddy: Hi, honey, hi. Did you have fun? [Rachel nods.] Yeah?Teacher: Rachel had a great time - played with everything. She’s a very clever girl. I’m sorry to ask this but we’ve had some problems with parents coaching kids. Rachel caught on to our toys unusually quickly, and she even knew the game was called ‘Feed The Monkey’.Cuddy: Well, as eager as I am to have her go here, I promise you I would never do that. [Cuddy laughs and glances at House.] Hey Rachel, you ever played ‘Feed The Monkey’ before?Rachel: No, mama. [House smiles.]
- House 7x10: Carrot Or Stick

Cuddy: So sweet of you coming to this.
House: Just trying to be supportive. I’ve heard that’s what boyfriends do.
[Cuddy smiles. Rachel runs out and goes straight to Cuddy.]
Cuddy: Hi, honey, hi. Did you have fun? [Rachel nods.] Yeah?
Teacher: Rachel had a great time - played with everything. She’s a very clever girl. I’m sorry to ask this but we’ve had some problems with parents coaching kids. Rachel caught on to our toys unusually quickly, and she even knew the game was called ‘Feed The Monkey’.
Cuddy: Well, as eager as I am to have her go here, I promise you I would never do that. [Cuddy laughs and glances at House.] Hey Rachel, you ever played ‘Feed The Monkey’ before?
Rachel: No, mama.
[House smiles.]

- House 7x10: Carrot Or Stick

Beckett: Look, I signed up for this one. I put that badge on. You didn’t. It’s not your fight.Castle: The hell it isn’t. I don’t hang around you just to annoy you. I don’t ride out to murder scenes in the middle of the night to satisfy some morbid curiosity. If that’s all this was, I would have quit a long time ago.Beckett: Well then, why do you keep coming back, Rick?Castle: Look, I may not have a badge - unless you count the chocolate one Alexis gave me for my birthday. But I tell you this - like it or not, I’m your plucky sidekick.Beckett: ‘Plucky sidekick’ always gets killed.Castle: Partner, then.Beckett: Okay.
- Castle 3x13: Knockdown

Beckett: Look, I signed up for this one. I put that badge on. You didn’t. It’s not your fight.
Castle: The hell it isn’t. I don’t hang around you just to annoy you. I don’t ride out to murder scenes in the middle of the night to satisfy some morbid curiosity. If that’s all this was, I would have quit a long time ago.
Beckett: Well then, why do you keep coming back, Rick?
Castle: Look, I may not have a badge - unless you count the chocolate one Alexis gave me for my birthday. But I tell you this - like it or not, I’m your plucky sidekick.
Beckett: ‘Plucky sidekick’ always gets killed.
Castle: Partner, then.
Beckett: Okay.

- Castle 3x13: Knockdown

"He’s sweet on you. Makes him brave."
- Castle 3x13: Knockdown

"He’s sweet on you. Makes him brave."

- Castle 3x13: Knockdown

- House 7x10: Carrot Or Stick

- House 7x10: Carrot Or Stick

"They’re identical!"
- House 7x04: Massage Therapy

"They’re identical!"

- House 7x04: Massage Therapy

滾石唱片 Rock Records 30th Anniversary Concert In Singapore - 22 Jan 11
Highlights of one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen in my life. 

滾石唱片 Rock Records 30th Anniversary Concert In Singapore - 22 Jan 11

Highlights of one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen in my life

Lisa: Okay, here is the deal. Since I was the only one kind enough and decent enough to actually show up to the People’s Choice Awards to say ‘thank you’ to the people that gave me this award… which are the people… you ingrates have to do it right here and right now.Hugh: Hey hey, hold on, that’s - that’s - I was, um…Lisa: Yes yes yes, I know, you were ‘out of the country’.Hugh: Wait a minute. Now that sounded suspiciously like you put quotes around that. You’re - you’re questioning my integrity.Lisa: I would never ‘question your integrity’.Hugh: You did it again.Lisa: No, I didn’t!Hugh: You see, you just did it again!

- Cast of House: People’s Choice Awards Thank You! [video]

Lisa: Okay, here is the deal. Since I was the only one kind enough and decent enough to actually show up to the People’s Choice Awards to say ‘thank you’ to the people that gave me this award… which are the people… you ingrates have to do it right here and right now.
Hugh: Hey hey, hold on, that’s - that’s - I was, um…
Lisa: Yes yes yes, I know, you were ‘out of the country’.
Hugh: Wait a minute. Now that sounded suspiciously like you put quotes around that. You’re - you’re questioning my integrity.
Lisa: I would never ‘question your integrity’.
Hugh: You did it again.
Lisa: No, I didn’t!
Hugh: You see, you just did it again!

- Cast of House: People’s Choice Awards Thank You! [video]