Actually, my real name is Gary. On my first day here, the old director, he called me Jerry. And I just didn’t think I should correct him.

Chris Pratt, Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza at the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Screening After Party

Chris Pratt gives his famous friends Super Hero names [x]

"The reason you’re here is, I’m told you’ve done such a great job in your town and in the state of Indiana, and I just wanna say congratulations for your public service!"

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.